The Early Risers | Barnyard Rooster Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

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  • Regular price $27.99

Fulfilled by our friends at Shinesty

This is 2018, and our morning wood has quickly become the rooster that wakes us up in the morning (Unless you're a farmer and actually have a rooster waking you up in the morning). So, with the help of some investigation into, we realized the one thing missing from our already girthy line of ball hammock boxers was the mighty rooster.

Introducing the Early Risers red ball pouch boxer briefs, the first and only cock for your cock. Made with an ultrasoft MicroModal material that keeps the morning wood fresh and a bonafide ball hammock, they'll make sure your eggs don't get gobbled up in the grundle. Plus these pouch underwear will enhance your beloved bulge so when she asks to see your big cock she'll get exactly what she's looking for. 


  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO