Fulfilled by our friends at Shinesty
Legal Disclaimer: Dressing like a delicious, refreshing human Capri Sun drastically increases the possibility of 1) ordering drinks with little umbrellas, 2) saying things like "It's five o'clock somewhere" and calling everyone "mon," 3) strangers constantly soliciting you for drugs, 4) getting "Island in the Sun" stuck in your head, and 5) finding yourself playing steel drums in a Caribbean-themed Weezer tribute band on a cruise ship bound for tropical waters.
Ok, that last one might not be as much of a risk as the others, but don't say we didn't warn you. Wear this abstract tropical island blazer and the matching suit pants at your own risk. Dip, dip.
- Modern Slim Fit Blazer: We suggest sizing up if you're between sizes.
- Brand: Shinesty
- Designed in Boulder, Co
- Made of Premium 100% polyester akak the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
- Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
- External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
- Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous